STORMWIND--A cleaning crew hired to service the Firelands has unknowingly destroyed almost all the denizens of the Firelands, including major leaders of the realm.
"We are sorry," said 56-year-old Hector Fontaine, PR representative for Moss Contractors. "We have a strict policies against murdering people in their own homes, and we will make sure all our employees are aware of them in the future."
A raging Ragnaros demanded compensation for what he deemed "outrageously irresponsible behavior" of the cleaning service since the week of September 20th. "They kill my lieutenants and advisors, and even sprayed me in the face with hydrochloric acid. Do you know how much that shit burns?"
When reminded that he himself is a being of pure fire, Ragnaros promptly engulfed the interviewer in flames and demanded recompense of a thousand trees burned to the ground.
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